you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
