My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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