Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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