I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I think i got beer on your cat.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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