woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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