Your face is a jimmy john
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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