i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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