i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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