this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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