She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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