the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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