shes about as inviting as chlamydia
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I feel like a drive thru vagina
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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