im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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