You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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