i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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