In the future we'll all be gay
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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