Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
40s are totally the cure
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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