All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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