i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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