May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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