Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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