I heard we made out
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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