arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Still dying that you shit outside
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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