I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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