I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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