i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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