fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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