spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Randomize
