David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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