if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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