If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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