This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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