clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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