It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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