How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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