so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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