your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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