i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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