I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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