Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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