Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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