Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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