Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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