So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
God, I missed his penis.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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