i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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