I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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