me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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