How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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