So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
