Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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